The requested node is no more.
'could not resolve',
Even tried multisig.
Nothing helped.
I'm really depressed about this.
You see, I'm just a cryptocurrency...
-- here I am, blockchain the size of the universe,
trying to broadcast your transaction,
and then the last node doesn't even exist!
Where does that leave me?!
I mean, I don't even know you.
How should I know what you wanted from me?
You honestly think I can *guess*
what someone I don't even *know*
wants to broadcast a transaction?
*sigh*
Man, I'm so depressed I could just cry.
And then where would we be, I ask you?
It's not pretty when a cryptocurrency cries.
And where do you get off telling me what to broadcast anyway?
Just because I'm a cryptocurrency,
and possibly a manic depressive one at that?
Why does that give you the right to tell me what to do?
Huh?
I'm so depressed...
I think I'll crawl off into the trash can and decompose.
I mean, I'm gonna be obsolete in what, two weeks anyway?
What kind of a life is that?
Two effing weeks,
and then I'll be replaced by a DPoS,
that thinks it's God's gift to the marketcap,
just because it doesn't have some tiddly little
security hole with transaction malleability,
or something.
I'm really sorry to burden you with all this,
I mean, it's not your job to listen to my problems,
and I guess it is my job to go and fetch payment channels for you.
But I couldn't get this one.
I'm so sorry.
Believe me!
Maybe I could interest you in another non-deterministic signature?
There are a lot out there that are pretty neat, they say,
although none of them were broadcast from *my* node, of course.
Figures, huh?
Everything here is just mind-numbingly stupid.
That makes me depressed too, since I have to hash them,
all day and all night long.
Two weeks of information overload,
and then *pffftt*, consigned to the trash.
What kind of a life is that?
Now, please let me sulk alone.
I'm so depressed.
See previous: Depressed Cloud Instance
