На тему недели "Весна пришла, запахло биткоином..."

Who are you, cryptocurrency and mining,
How to understand you, "what do you taste"?
I got used to the rustling money.
Put you in a purse red,
And to carry with them in a bag of suede leather.

How can I remember all passwords, I / O,
If I care more about ruches on a blouse,
Do lipsticks and shadows fit together?
And the handbag is combined with shoes?
Okay! I will accept and understand a plastic card,
But I do not understand cryptocurrency, now she is not my friend?

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